The Startled Cats of East Insaalis Andsistan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the cast of the Kidz Bop Live 2021 Tour with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.788 billion East Insaalis Andsistaniani enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Neo New New Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 23.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eassy Insy Andsy economy, worth a remarkable 1,956 trillion Hüsker Düs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 222,603 Hüsker Düs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (East Insaalis Andsistan has found 3 easter eggs), sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown. East Insaalis Andsistan's national animal is the oriental dwarf kingfisher, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Butts.

East Insaalis Andsistan is ranked 1,343^rd in the world and 49^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 324.04 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.